Here at the Anti-Lame Camp, we appreciate just about anything that makes life more fun, less mundane, or somehow more interesting. The topic of nicknames came up the other day (a topic of which I have strong feelings toward) and we decided I should do a blog entry about just that. So, here are some of my thoughts on this, in my opinion, lost art. At least it's lost among my friends...hint hint...

Why are nicknames cool?
1. They create a special bond with people: Somehow you feel more of a kinship toward a person when you call them by their nickname. Like they've allowed you to be in their secret club and you've accepted by speaking the "password".

2.  It's kinda like what your parents would've named you if they could see into the future. Most likely, your given name doesn't say anything about your personality, preferences, sense of humor or appearance. Nicknames are more personal, more distinctly you.

3. It is more informal. If you've known a person for years, been across the country and back together, and consider them a best friend, a "birth certificate name" somehow seems too formal. That's where a nickname comes to the rescue! It becomes a term of endearment for a true friend.

4. It helps organize your phone. Let's face it, everyone has at least two Laurens or Johns in their phone. Wouldn't it be easier to call them by a nickname? Most people don't have two friends named Koko or T-Bone.

So...how does one go about getting a nickname? Probably the most organic and lasting way to get a nickname is to have a person(s) give it to you. You don't have much control over it, but you can give your friends this helpful list to ease them along the process.

Tips for a great nickname:

1. Numbers make great nicknames. For example, I have a friend whose nickname is "100" because he doesn't do anything halfway. Another friend who got carded at at PG-13 movie might benefit from the nickname "13" (or even PG for that matter..). Sports stars can use their jersey numbers. George Costanza wanted to name his first child Seven, so there's an idea for a Seinfeld fan. Just keep the number easy to say, because no one wants to yell 1,408 across a crowded room.

2. Nicknames can say something about you as a person. Your favorite band, your favorite brand of cheese, your car model ...whatever makes you unique can be made into a nickname. Plus, it gives some insight into your preferences. 

3. Nicknames can come from existing names. What's cooler than your first name? Probably your last name used as a nickname. Maybe your nickname comes from your full initials, like LAM, or from your first and last initials, such as Edub (for EW). Maybe it's your last name, but cooler. For example, if your last name is Zimmerman, you might be called Zimmy. These are usually easy to come up with and easy to remember!

There you have it Anti-Lamers! Go grab a friend and get to nicknaming! :)
Edub. Webbie. Webster. Just don't call me Erin.